Ways to make pro ice hockey more exciting

1. Has to be at least one girl player on the ice at all times.
2. instead of skates, refs have to wear sneakers. Should get lots of laughs as they slip and fall.
3. New rules on goaltender equipment: only allowed to use a ski mask, ski gloves and a thick wooden spoon.
4. Give free beer to all the fans, just like they do at baseball games.
5. Repace zamboni machine with golf cart that pulls along a large wet towel.
6. Use puck that explodes as speeds of over 100 miles per hour.
7. Players get extra points for dunking the puck over the top of the net after scoring.
8. Bring back Paul Newman in a TV series based on the funny hockey movie he made.
9. Allow a few former league superstars to place friendly wagers on the games.
10. Hire Roger Clemens to be strength coach for the New York Rangers.
11. Have half naked pre-football cheerleaders perform at center ice during intermission.
12. Zamboni monster truck racing!