Tuesday, March 11, 2008

My Dream Tickets

1. Cheney and Quayle: the VP ticket.
2. The Manning Quarterback brothers, but not the stockbroker brother.
3. Tiger Woods and LeBron, all sports pro tour.
4. Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton, tabloid bunnies.
5. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton - the reverend ticket.
6. Superman and Wonderwoman - the dynamic duo.
7. DeNiro, Brando, and Paccino - the godfathers.
8. Mike Huccabee and Dennis Kuccinich - the alliteration.
9. Mayor Bloomberg and Mayor Juliani - da mayors.
10. Ralph Nader and Michael Moore - fix everything that is broke.

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