Novel experiments carried out on the space station

1. Seeing how well ants can sort screws in space (The Simpsons).
2. How long can goldfish survive out of water.
3. How well do plants grow on gatorade, or is coke better?
4. Does smoking in space cause cancer, sponsored by R.J. Reynolds.
5. Designing a splash and leak free urinal for zero G.
6. Is it easier to train dogs to learn to talk in space.
7. Building a better adult diaper based on extended spacesuit trials.
8. Are astronauts better poker players while floating upside down?
9. Stress testing a two hundred dollar government hammer.
10. Can crows fly backwards as well as upside down in space.
11. Are penguins any smarter in space, as tested by screw sorting time trials vs ants.