Bogus scientific experiments carried out by NASA

Not including experiments for the Space Shuttle which is a separate list.

1. Looking for Martians under the bridges in central park.
2. 24 hour monitoring of KXLA 103.5 for signals from alien civilizations.
3. See if gerbils can be trained to fly the space shuttle in case of emergencies.
4. Seeing if tomatoes can grow in total darkness and zero gravity.
5. The self-flushing no-spill sitting toilet in zero g's. Advanced research on wall mounted urinals also under way.
6. Can american cheese be made from a powder.
7. Electric powered environmentally friendly rocket ships, just plug in to charge.
8. see if robots can be made to fall in love. Ooops, that was original Star Trek episode's 17, 21 and 53.
9. Mission to the moon to figure out what kind of cheese it is made of? American perhaps?
10. Building a big gaint dish with hopes to collect hit Martian tv shows to help beef up the ABC monday night lineup.