1. Dan Qualye - still gaining acceptance, but the best life insurance policy money can buy.
2. Admiral Stockdale - didn't help Perot, especially when he dozed off in the debate.
3. Lloyd Bensten - definitely no Jack Kennedy, but probably died twenty years ago.
4. Dick Cheney - been there, done that.
5. Nick Nolte - he may be OK, as long as the secret service doesn't let him get behind the wheel.
6. Jessica Simpson - would be too distracting during presidential crises.
7. Donald Trump - is there a precedent for firing a president?
8. Gary Coleman - cuddly star of the hit seventies TV show Different Strokes, now incarcerated.
9. Roger Clemens - he'd do a good job of stocking up the white house pharmacy.
Friday, March 7, 2008
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