physics humor

1. Oops, we forgot to let the grad student out of the lab again.
2. Darn, I put the denominator at the top again. Actual Einstein story.
3. Chuckle whenever the professor says Fraunhoffer or Brehmstrahlung.
4. My ex-girlfriend has a contour integral that was singular.
5. Tired of naming newly discovered particles with names like alpha and quark, so now resorting to popular numbers, like "4".
6. If you're lucky you can turn the Laplace Transform into a Green's function.
7. Joey, you forgot an extra minus sign, so the earth will not actually disintegrate in 100 seconds.
8. Last night I dated a woman who really knew her vector integration