Other things you didn't know about Elliot Spitzer

1. Does not always put the toilet seat down after use.
2. Secretly dating senator Clinton, with hopes of winning his way into the white house.
3. Once threw recyclable plastic water bottle into regular trash.
4. Actually now running the Gotti crime family business.
5. Has already sold movie rights to his life story, with Al Paccino playing lead role.
6. Was voted biggest party head three years in a row at the playboy mansion.
7. Now we know why Batman is coming after him.
8. Probably a republican spy, because no democrat could ever be this evil.
9. Has sent a message to his home planet for them to come fetch him.
10. Never paid any taxes, sold weapon secrets to North Korea and once kissed a man.
11. Campaigned to have Christopher Walken play him in the made for TV movie.