Proof that you are a tech nerd

1. Chuckle anytime someone says the word "slideware".
2. Can name all members of the intel family of processors going back to 1978.
3. Actually understand what it means and laughed at #2.
4. Enjoy spending saturday nights defragging a hard drive.
5. Understand what #4 means and know a better way to do it.
6. Think of Facebook as a collection of code rather than a way to connect with friends.
7. Set new office record at windows pinball game last week.
8. Know what all the flashing lights on the modem actually mean.
9. Can explain the difference between cotangents and cosecants.