Signs that maybe you have joined a bad gym

1) Members bring in their workout gear in wheeled luggage carts.
2) Heavily sweating member seen struggling to remove the lid of gatorade bottle.
3) Some members need assistance to be squished through the workout room door.
4) All the treadmills are empty - all the time.
5) Personal trainers kill time by watching the club TV.
6) Personal trainers could use a little training themselves.
7) Showers and urinals - one in the same.
8) You get a lot of smiles when you towel off in the shower room.
9) Security cameras installed in the locker room.
10) The speed punching bag gave you two black eyes last week.