Differences between Canadians and Americans

1. Shatner - most famous Canadian to move to the US. Michael Jackson still denied entry to Canada.
2. Canada has a queen, US has prince.
3. Canadian army once beaten up by the Norwegian Olympic Scrabble team. US just nuked Sweden.
4. Last time Canada threatened to invade another country - never. US, bombed up three countries last week.
5. Canadians willing to wait in long lines for good Texas beef jerky. American's love Saskatchwan maple flavored bacon.
6. Canadians top exports: water, lumber and funnymen, American: quality television and grenades.
7. 60% of Canadians can identify the United states on a world map. 70% of American's get lost on their way to Denny's
8. Canadian navy once got lost while training in the Toronto harbour. US army reserves invaded Nova Scotia for training exercise.
9. America's best invention: perfectly fake cheese, Canada's - a curved hockey stick.
10. US worst enemies: maniacal despots. Canada's - wild roaming cariboo herds.
11. Best looking Canadian - Pamela Anderson. Now dating average looking American David Hyde Pierce.
12. Canada's national animal - the beaver, Americas - cuddly Gary Coleman, star of the 80's TV show different strokes.