Sunday, February 10, 2008

Changes if Microsoft ran the world

1. Starbucks forced to return to their home planet, as not room enough for two alien corporations.
2. Only nerds qualified to run for president.
3. Normal kindergarten curriculum replaced with programming in C.
4. Windows necessary for running your electric toothbrush.
5. "Your life" needs to be rebooted every two hours.
6. Microsoft defeats Google for the twelfth straight year in the world ultimate frisbee championship.
7. Big framed glasses and pocket protectors top fashion trend in Milan.
8. Bill Gates gets key to the executive washroom in the NBC studio.
9. Most frequent reason for car accidents - software crash.
10. They already do.

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