How Bush is preparing for the french presidents visit

1. Taking all white house cheese out of the fridge to let if breathe for a while.
2. Being coached on French langauge, and especially that half the letters are silent
3. First lady Laura baking cakes for the President's wife and his newest girlfriend.
4. Cheney pointing out where the petite little country is on a map of Europe.
5. Connie reminding him not to refer to him as El Presidente.
6. limiting his time on the white house playground to ten minutes.
7. listening to his dad's advice about about not invading France.
8. Installing fresh towels in the white house shower, just in case they are needed.
9. Remembering that the French saved our asses in a little war we had back then when Washington was president.
10. Practicing with the bidet shower.
11. Having tea with Gerard Depardui and other top French-American movie stars.