Good things if Ralph Nader were President

1. Mrs Nader to replace white house china with random assortment from the Salvation Army.
2. Air Force one replaced with hybrid Madden cruiser.
3. Secret service agents can go into early retirement, as Chuck Norris will assume role as sole bodyguard.
4. Increasing budget surplus from foreign heads of state having to pay for their own happy meals when they visit.
6. America no longer feared and revered in the rest of the world. Oh wait, that would be any different than now?
7. When president Nader travels abroad he collects all the little soaps to use back home in the executive washroom.
8. Michael Moore becomes best the vice president in US history, and has a giant hot dog statue erected next to the Jefferson memorial.
9. Congress and Senate sent home and told to "find a real job"!
10. All corporate lobbyists sent to jail, all prisoners set free.
11. Pentagon's invasion plans for Norway put on hold until the next non-Nader administration.
12. Pentagon turned in a giant themed park of some sort, roller derby perhaps?
13. Canadians agree to trade Manitoba for a years supply of American cheese.
14. Annual First family vs Kennedy thanksgiving family touch football scrimmage no longer end in brawls.
15. Dennis Kucccinich finally lands dream job of US ambassador to Mars.