Saturday, October 25, 2008

Banned books

1. High rank betting success strategies for NBA referees.
2. IRS guide to successful tax evasion and offshore accounts.
3. The mayor's guide to sidewalk begging and off track betting.
4. How to best grab a good feel in a crowded subway car without getting caught.
5. Starbucks internal manual for world domination.
6. GM guide to building better cars.
7. How to cheat on your spouse and get away with it, by Bill Clinton.
8. NRA best urban weapons guide.
9. Scientific proof that smoking causes cancer.
10. The real ingredients in the big mac's secret sauce.
11. Texaco's invention of a perpetual motion engine.
12. Pfizer guide to better sex without drugs.

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