Nine ways to make visits to the zoo more interesting

1. Let the lions out five minutes before closing... to help speed up the process.
2. Put the Kennedy family into a cage (electrified fence off course).
3. Let children and teens cuddle the cute pandas.
4. Open a Vegas style animal themed casino and strip mall next to the restaurant.
5. Give away free beer, just like they do at baseball games.
6. Lower the price of a hot dog to five dollars.
7. Erect a giant Steve Irwin statue in the middle of the shark tank.
8. New contest: find the missing wild animal.
9. You like him, you got him - the take it home with you zoo.