Saturday, November 1, 2008

Famous last words

1. I thought that you said it was on autopilot?
2. Hmm, the sidewalks look kinda crowed here, and this doesn't look much like Brooklyn.
3. Wow, those linemen look a lot bigger from up close.
4. I think the red wire is always ground, right?
5. Oh its nothing, I think that cute doggie just got into the mayo.
6. You have skied the double black diamonds before, right?
7. Can you lean back a little more so that your shoes come in to the picture.
8. Did you say the red ones or brown ones were poisonous?
9. Are you sure that this will float?
10. Hey copper, that donut will make you fat.
11. sure its safe to sit this close to the goalie even though they removed the safety netting, the puck never comes this way.
12. It's just a toy gun.
13. Coursh I know how to use fireworks.
14. This kinda pork steak stays fresh for days without refrigeration.
15. Fancy another scotch before we head out onto the racetrack Bob?
16. Don't worry, he's always a little wobbly at first when he gets on the tightrope.
17. No matter what you do, don't give the bear the bottle of honey.
18. Hey Mr Vice President, how about doing a little duck hunting at my ranch this weekend?
19. Don't worry the tigers can never get out of their enclosure.
20. Look out for the tree. What ...
21. Its not really that slippery out on the deck.

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