Good things about living out of a suitcase.

1. Ready to go to astronaut school as soon as NASA calls.
2. No one believes the ex-wife's story that I kicked *her* out of the house.
3. Passers-by generously offer me quarters for the subway.
4. Having a change of clothes nearby is always handy in case of major ketchup or taco spills.
5. Always ready to drop in at the Holiday Inn and use my frequent visitor card which gives three free pankakes with full breakfast order.
6. Can keep extra set of underwear nearby, without having to answer a hundred questions.
7. No worries about having to pay any more out of state speeding fines.
8. All I need is a luggage cart to move accross town - which saves money on renting uhauls.
9. Suitcase serves as a comfy back rest for spending hours just sitting at the side of the road.
10. Can take advantage of little known loophole in tax laws to avoid paying any capital gains taxes.