Changes to be made if a black man were elected president

1. Secret service will have to change the presidential codeword from "dumb white guy" to "cool black dude".
2. America's image abroad improved a million fold.
3. White house fountain concreted over for new basketball court.
4. Famous rap stars and Bill Cosby allowed stay overnight in the Lincoln bedroom.
5. Chris Rock named first funny man, narrowly edging out Jimmy Walker.
6. Al Sharpton to become first barber, narrowly edging out Chris Rock.
7. Oprah allowed to park her Hummer on the front lawn if the garage is full.
8. Hillary will finally have to remove her boxes from the basement storage lockers.