Fun things about Chicago

1. Frank's pizzeria is now serving real ham on all pizzas.
2. National guard gets combat practice on local streets two Friday's a month.
3. Trump loves this city too.
4. The strong winds keep the streets smelling fresh.
5. When it gets really cold in winter the muggers prefer to stay home.
6. City isn't filled with Frenchmen.

Misconceptions of a four year old

1. There is nothing greater in the world than bubbles and ice cream, especially if combined.
2. Babies come from the grocery store, along with money and food.
3. Dogs can learn talk if they go to college. Cats talk but our ears can't hear them.
4. The president is a lot smarter than they are.
5. Rain is made when god pees.
6. Candy is good for you.
7. Nobel Physics Prize winner in 2008 - inventor of the inflatable balloon.
8. Treadmills and elliptical trainers are fun toys.